What kind of Glam Rocker are you?

Glam is glam is glam, is it not? Ooooh no, it's far more complicated than that. From ageing glitter kings to glam young things, 20th century gypsy pirates to 21st century sex machines, there's definitely more to glam than pink lipstixx and a hairspray fixx. So what kind of glam rocker are you? Take my test to find out…

What's your name?

1. What colour is your hair?

Pink
Grey
Not sure – I'm still waiting for it to grow back in again after that nasty bleaching incident…

2. Which of the following could be your signature song?

'Last Bandit' by the Dogs D'Amour – you are indeed wanted dead or alive…
probably dead
'I Love To Say F**k' by the Murderdolls – cuz swearing's cool…
'Hell On High Heels' by Mötley Crüe – that's you that is…

3. How many tattoos do you have?

See that Nikki Sixx? Lightweight!
That's for me to know and you to find out…
None – but you should see my body piercings…

4. Do you believe in a thing called love?

Yes - it's the right thing for sure
No - you're too young to fall in love
You give love a bad name, you heartbreaker, you

5. How come it never rains, it only pours?

Because you'll never get the chance to see Guns N'Roses live
Because Pandora Peroxide dyed her hair black
Because you live in Scotland

6. When you grew up, you wanted to be…

A goddamned rockstar!
Miss Gazzarri Dancer 1991
Like, managing McDonald's or something...

7. And finally… who'd win a fight, Axl Rose or Vince Neil?

Axl
Vince
Have you seen the state of those guys recently? Avril Lavigne could whup both their sorry asses…